Pita bread that looks (and tastes) like a slightly stale pancake (no pocket or fluffiness allowed). A salad unfettered by a surfeit of feckless feta, garlanded with grotesque, grainy tomatoes, atop loads of stale lettuce and disgusting gyro meat with a cheap vinaigrette plastered atop it — yeah, we at ELV were right at home at lunch today.
We spent $20 and decided this food is only worth it when you’re starving between here and Barstow.
Why did we bother you ask? Because we never tire of seeing what abominations our countrymen foist upon the credulous public in the name of this once noble cuisine.
At least the baklava was good. We think our yia yia would’ve approved of it.
THE MAD GREEK CAFE
3049 Las Vegas Blvd. South
Las Vegas, NV 89109