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In case the fact that Sonio’s Cafe is, hands down, the most charm-free eatery in all of Las Vegas — serving food of astounding mediocrity* — isn’t enough, its owners see fit to greet you with this friendly reminder and enticing signage** right before you step foot on the premises.
Fairness in advertising would suggest that the sign should also warn you that the food tastes like it’s being cooked by Smith & Wesson too.
Fair warning is also necessary to dissuade you from buying a jar of Uncle Teddy’s** Giardenerra(sic) “G”:
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An oily (in an industrialized, hydrogenated greasy way), under-seasoned, barely-spicy and poorly-chopped mess, it tastes like something a bad home cook would throw together as an afterthought.
Like all the food here, it is a testament to cheap ingredients badly treated.
And that’s about all the time we’re ever going to waste on…
SONIO’S CAFE***
3900 West Charleston Blvd.
Las Vegas, NV 89102
702.307.2177
https://www.facebook.com/Sonioscafe
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* ELV is being kind.
** 8 to 5 has it that “Uncle Teddy” is a horse’s ass.
*** That gang of idiots over at Yelp, however, really, really like it.
love the vivid colors of the giardiniera. not!
how is it possible to destroy all color pigmentation of perfectly fine veggies?
I know right? Smith and Wesson is so 80’s, should be a Glock.
Not sure if I would feel safe or scared to dine there. Bad guy just has to ask for Uncle Teddy then Bang! No more Uncle Teddy.