In case the fact that Sonio’s Cafe is, hands down, the most charm-free eatery in all of Las Vegas — serving food of astounding mediocrity* — isn’t enough, its owners see fit to greet you with this friendly reminder and enticing signage** right before you step foot on the premises.
Fairness in advertising would suggest that the sign should also warn you that the food tastes like it’s being cooked by Smith & Wesson too.
Fair warning is also necessary to dissuade you from buying a jar of Uncle Teddy’s** Giardenerra(sic) “G”:
An oily (in an industrialized, hydrogenated greasy way), under-seasoned, barely-spicy and poorly-chopped mess, it tastes like something a bad home cook would throw together as an afterthought.
Like all the food here, it is a testament to cheap ingredients badly treated.
And that’s about all the time we’re ever going to waste on…
3900 West Charleston Blvd.
Las Vegas, NV 89102
* ELV is being kind.
** 8 to 5 has it that “Uncle Teddy” is a horse’s ass.
*** That gang of idiots over at Yelp, however, really, really like it.