Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal
ELV note: This is just too funny not to post. Merci beaucoup to FFF (Favorite Foodie Friend) Scott Abramowitz for putting us on to this. The Onion rocks!
BTW: ELV loves some kind of stupid something or other with his expensive fish. And don’t forget the pureed baby turnips!