Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

ELV note: This is just too funny not to post. Merci beaucoup to FFF (Favorite Foodie Friend) Scott Abramowitz for putting us on to this. The Onion rocks!


Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

BTW: ELV loves some kind of stupid something or other with his expensive fish. And don’t forget the pureed baby turnips!