Why We Love SIMON
First, there’s the view:
…and then there’s the view:
…then there’s the roasted, salty-spicy edamame, the “colossal crab cake” (which is good, but none-too-colossal), the zucchini bread and the bread basket in general:
…and then there’s hot hostess Ashley:
….whose very being (and highly professional presence) could make swallowing rancid headcheese a treat….
…then there’s a decent sushi platter with some nicely fried soft-shell crab, and some ponzu-spiked yellowtail sashimi (lifted straight from the Nobu playbook):
…and finally, there’s the presence, mere feet away, of barely-dressed robo-babes who can’t seem to assume any sitting position without arching their back in all sorts of ways:
SIMON at PALMS PLACE
In the Palms Place Hotel and Casino
4381 West Flamingo Road
Las Vegas, NV 89103
702.944.3292
Restaurant reviews, quips, picks and pans-with some seriously salivating history-from the man who eats his way through Sin City every day.
August 1st, 2011 at 12:45 pm
but John . . . . what about the view?
August 1st, 2011 at 2:29 pm
You are a gift to this town sir
August 1st, 2011 at 4:01 pm
the last picture is great…. Las Vegas wouldnt be Vegas without a pervert food critic, more about fashion and shmoozing like yourself. You gotta love it.
August 1st, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Hmmmm, so where is the balance? Do we have a female critic anywhere that likes to take pictures of hunky guys? I prefer you just sticking to the food reviews John. We have enough people promoting babes, bikinis and boobs.
August 1st, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Yes, John, Ive often thought that what this site is lacking is more pics of boners in tight pants, mens butts and ridiculous gay wedding celebrations.
or maybe not.
August 1st, 2011 at 10:19 pm
@vegasdave LOL! :)