Why We Love SIMON

First, there’s the view:

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…and then there’s the view:

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…then there’s the roasted, salty-spicy edamame, the “colossal crab cake” (which is good, but none-too-colossal), the zucchini bread and the bread basket in general:

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…and then there’s hot hostess Ashley:

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….whose very being (and highly professional presence) could make swallowing rancid headcheese a treat….

…then there’s a decent sushi platter with some nicely fried soft-shell crab, and some ponzu-spiked yellowtail sashimi (lifted straight from the Nobu playbook):

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…and finally, there’s the presence, mere feet away, of barely-dressed robo-babes who can’t seem to assume any sitting position without arching their back in all sorts of ways:

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In the Palms Place Hotel and Casino

4381 West Flamingo Road

Las Vegas, NV 89103



6 thoughts on “Why We Love SIMON

  1. the last picture is great…. Las Vegas wouldnt be Vegas without a pervert food critic, more about fashion and shmoozing like yourself. You gotta love it.

  2. Hmmmm, so where is the balance? Do we have a female critic anywhere that likes to take pictures of hunky guys? I prefer you just sticking to the food reviews John. We have enough people promoting babes, bikinis and boobs.

  3. Yes, John, Ive often thought that what this site is lacking is more pics of boners in tight pants, mens butts and ridiculous gay wedding celebrations.

    or maybe not.

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