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Hot Hostess Watch – Ary at POSTRIO

April 12, 2014 By: John Curtas Category: Chefs, Hot Hostess Watch No Comments →

When we asked Ary at Postrio if she would be our next Hot Hostess®, she was understandably surprised:

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Then she blushed:

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Then she graciously allowed us to use her picture to advertise the fact that Mark Andelbradt has now taken over the reigns of this Wolfgang Puck warhorse in the Grand Canal Shoppes:

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After meeting Aryanna, we’re not so sure now what we’re more excited about: eating Andelbradt’s updated menu (debuting in a month or two, he assures us), or being seated by her.

For the time being, it’s just nice to know there are two reasons to go there.

POSTRIO

In the Grand Canal Shoppes at the Venetian

3377 Las Vegas Blvd. South

Las Vegas, NV 89109

702.796.1110

www.wolfgangpuck.com/restaurants/fine-dining/3821

Hot Hostess Watch – Jordan at FIX

December 04, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch Comments Off

Jordan can FIX us anytime

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She’s sweet; she’s nice, she’s fit, she’s gorgeous, and she does a yeoman’s duty at FIX doing everything from hostessing to cocktailing to serving to explaining the just-updated menu at this Bellagio mainstay.

Who is she?

Well, Jordan of course, who also happens to be our Facebook friend and one of the hottest ones we have.

So if you want one, or need one, or have never had one (a FIX, not a Jordan), you should mosey on over to the big B where the jaunty, jubilant, joyful and….dare we say it?….juicy Jordan will help you get yours of Chef  Renieri Caceres‘ ever-improving, oft-overlooked and interesting food.

And remember: officially there is no smoking at FIX — either over Jordan’s left shoulder or in the restaurant — but with her on the premises, some rules are best honored in the breach.

FIX RESTAURANT & BAR

In the Bellagio Hotel and Casino

3600 Las Vegas Blvd. South

Las Vegas, NV 89109

702.693.8300

Hot Hostess Brianna Beautifies Bradley’s Best Burger

July 23, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Food, Hot Hostess Watch 6 Comments →

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Brianna knows a good burger when she sees one.

Just like ELV knows a hot hostess when he meets one.

Brianna is a worthy successor to another Brianna — the Hot Hostess of the Year in 2009 — and professionally provides a pulchritudinous panacea to parties partaking palpable palate perfection.

ELV prefers proffering this pedagogic panegyric to this peak of pastoral, perpetual  impeccability:

It is the best goddamned hamburger in town.

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So beefy, so juicy, so well-proportioned, so impossibly well-seasoned, it exists at the pinnacle of burger pleasure.

Just ask Brianna…and she’ll promptly place you so your pontifacting  plaudits can pour forth.

Yeah, it’s that good.

There, I said it.

The mini-burgers pictured above are only available on the Happy Hour menu and cost $6 for three of them.

HOPS & HARVEST

450 South Rampart Blvd. #180

Las Vegas, NV 89145

702.476.3964

hopsandharvestlv.com

ALLEGRO’s Hot Hosts and Hostesses Wish You a Happy Fourth of July

July 04, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Host Watch, Hot Hostess Watch, Our staff Comments Off

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Paulina, Angelina, Christian Dominic and Lindsey are both hot (as in: subjectively objectifying their looks) and hotter (as in: it’s still gonna be 113 friggin’ degrees out there today), but that doesn’t keep them from giving everyone who shows up at Allegro a very warm welcome.

Equally incendiary these days is Executive Chef Enzo Febrarro’s Neapolitan cuisine — available on the same premises, said aforementioned premises of which are always cool. (ELV loves talking like a lawyer-at-law).

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Hot Hostess Watch – Yvette and Ashley at HONEY SALT

June 12, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch 3 Comments →

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Before ELV had even a moment to think up some clever/catchy/juvenile/suggestive moniker for this pulchritudinous pair people pleasers at Honey Salt, Yvette (or maybe it was Ashley), described their dynamic duality thusly: “I’m sweet and she’s savory,” said Yvette (or maybe it was Ashley), and from that point on, we had no qualms about commenting upon their deliciousness.

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Hot Mixologist Watch – Rose at MINGO

May 26, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch, Liquor/Liqueur/Libations, Openings 7 Comments →

What oh what could ELV be looking at?

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Many of Rose’s charms are not immediately visible to the naked eye.

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Letter(s) of the Week – Objecting to ELV’s Objectifying

April 04, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch, Letter of the Week 3 Comments →

The key to a successful restaurant is dressing girls in degrading clothes. – Michael O’Donoghue

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King Hotpants recently wrote us with this somewhat miffed missive:

Dear ELV,

I guess I shouldn’t be disappointed that a critic in a town famous for its objectification of women has a regular feature that objectifies women. But I am.

Mr. Curtas, I challenge you to rise above this kind of crass sexualization and focus on food.

To which ELV responded somewhat harshly:

Dear King Hotpants,

We constantly get compliments (mostly from men, admittedly) about our Hot Hostess Watch feature. We have also, on occasion, featured Hot Hosts and Hot (male) Bartenders.

Anyone thinks ELV uses HHW to “objectify” women, ought to speak to his ex-wives. Now THEY have some stories to tell.

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Hot Bartender Watch – PARK ON FREMONT

March 29, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch 4 Comments →

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She makes drinks!

She draws beers!

She serves sandwiches!

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Hot Hostesses Watch – PINOT BRASSERIE

March 12, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch 2 Comments →

Well, let's have one....thought ELV to himself

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Whatever “private event”  these two were hostessing at Pinot Brasserie mattered not to Eating Las Vegas. One look at their sign, and their bountiful amounts of professionalism, had him signing up faster than Al Mancini at a Suicide Girls website.

When ([politely) told he couldn’t attend the private function, he was undaunted (as well as unwilling to leave the hostess stand), and immediately made plans to return the next day for his first visit in over nine years!

To his pleasant surprise, he discovered that the beauty of this restaurant doesn’t end at said hostess stand. For his further ruminations on his meal, and the charms of the staff at this tried and true Venetian war horse, you will have to tune in later this week.

In the meantime, ELV’s newest protege will leave you to ruminate on the charms of Arpy* (l) and Angelia** (r).

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* From Armenia

** From America (Las Vegas edition)

Hot Hostess Alexis Bids ELV Bon Voyage to Philly

October 24, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch 2 Comments →

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….and invites you to visit her at Sage….where the grub is better than ever.

See you in a week!