In honor of the opening of Brasserie Puck in Crystals Mall at City Center (that is neither a city, nor in the center of anything), we thought we’d feature three of the most professional-looking hostesses to come down the pike since Perle Mesta was in her prime.
Boy, have we come a long way baby…and we at ELV wish to thank Katelyn, Morgan and Jessica for making any stroll through this half-empty, obscenely expensive, mega-mall worth it.
ELV thought long and hard about this year’s HHOTY, (more…)
Technically, neither Ashley nor Tiffany is a hostess. (Ashley serves cocktails with the aplomb of a true professional, and Tiffany is the GM at Michael Mina’s American Fish.)
But so imbued with the holiday spirit is ELV, that dishing out one last “award” to these two dishes just seemed, to him, like the dishy Christmas thing to do.
So from both of them and the staff at ELV, here’s wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
L’chiam!
Who kares if Krystal kan’t kvetch or kibbitz like the Toothsome Twosome (and has no idea who we are)?
Her smile kan kindle and kiln our kernels konstantly, so we’re honoring her as our 27th Official Hot Hostess!
As everyone who follows ELV knows, Kerry Simon’s menu at Simon is all over the map: sushi, tacos, waffles, sandwiches, pizzas, pastas and profiteroles….you name it, he cooks it for the hipsters that pack this place.
When uber-chef Gregory Gorreau wasn’t busy macking on mega-hot hostess/babes Monday night at Studio 54, he accompanied ELV on a food crawl through the MGM.
Needless to say, the joint was jumpin’ and the restaurants were packed.
And while ELV was busy with Carlos Buscaglia’s steak skewers, Matt Seeber’s grilled quail and fennel salad, and Nob Hill’s superlative fondue, he (Gorreau) concentrated on a couple of other things.
‘Cuz French chefs are like that.
After noticing Kaitlin throughout a recent lunch at VG, and realizing that she and her co-hostesses at this hot spot are always so hot we have trouble concentrating on the highly-concentration-worthy food here, we’ve decided to award the management at VG the first ever, Eating Las Vegas Lifetime Achievement Award for their ability to consistently find the …er…ahem…uhmmm…most professional hostesses in town.
Yes, even paid to pretend she’s eating video model girl thinks Anna is hot:
…and so she is.
We’re not saying Erin is muy caliente…
…but we’d hang out at her bar (Rojo Lounge at Palms Place) even if she wasn’t serving us a sip from a $2,500 bottle of Dos Lunas super-duper tequila.
In fact, we would hang out here even if all she served was Early Times with an Old Stillwalken chaser in a used styrofoam cup at a nicotine-stained bar smelling of bathroom disinfectant and this guy’s old socks.
Yeah…that’s how cute she is.
We’re not saying Sara and Olivia are mas diablo…
….but all the chef had to do is pass this….
…past them on his way to ELV’s table, before it became this…
…in short order.
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