I saw this clip of you on Wake Up With the Wagners last Friday and immediately turned to my husband and said, “It’s only a matter of time until Curtas eschews the dark side and goes full plantal.” He said I was crazy — after I told him what “eschew” meant. What say you ELV? Is a conversion to the joys of brown rice, soy milk and tofurkey in your future?
Wheat Germ Wendy
Here is a (short, incomplete) list of the things more likely to happen before I give up animal-based food products:
> The Kardashians become social workers.
> Pete Rose morphs into a human being.
> Steve Wynn transforms into but a humble servant of the Lord.
> Vegas casinos start refunding 20% of your gambling losses as a goodwill gesture.
> Caitlyn Jenner devotes his/her time to helping the hungry, in between cavorting with women who want to have sex with a man with breasts, or men who want to have sex with a woman with a penis.
> World famous DJs learn a musical instrument.
> The Food Network goes back to actually being about food.
> Someone starts giving a shit about Major League Baseball.
> My ex-wives refund all the alimony I paid them.
When any one of those things happen, you can expect to see me lining up for almond milk and chia seeds.
Until then, I remain,
….but still a big fan of VEGENATION!
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