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Letter(s) of the Week – Objecting to ELV’s Objectifying

April 04, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch, Letter of the Week 3 Comments →

The key to a successful restaurant is dressing girls in degrading clothes. – Michael O’Donoghue

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King Hotpants recently wrote us with this somewhat miffed missive:

Dear ELV,

I guess I shouldn’t be disappointed that a critic in a town famous for its objectification of women has a regular feature that objectifies women. But I am.

Mr. Curtas, I challenge you to rise above this kind of crass sexualization and focus on food.

To which ELV responded somewhat harshly:

Dear King Hotpants,

We constantly get compliments (mostly from men, admittedly) about our Hot Hostess Watch feature. We have also, on occasion, featured Hot Hosts and Hot (male) Bartenders.

Anyone thinks ELV uses HHW to “objectify” women, ought to speak to his ex-wives. Now THEY have some stories to tell.

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Letter of the Week…and Happy Thanksgiving to Our Troops

November 21, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Food, Letter of the Week 5 Comments →

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ELV note: On Thanksgiving Eve, I often contemplate all of the things I am thankful for in my topsy turvy life. The pluses seem to steadily outstrip the minuses as I grow older (Maturity, you say? ELV? I hardly think so.), but just when my enthusiasm for food writing is at an all-time low, this missive shows up to remind me why I started doing it in the first place. Merci beaucoup to you, Command Sergeant Major Gardner, for the compliments, caring enough to write, and most of all for defending our country.

Dear Sir,

I am a dedicated fan and user of your website. In fact, I recently planned my first trip to Las Vegas on information that I found from your postings. This information enabled me to plan and execute a great 25th wedding anniversary for I and my wife. Thanks for what you do.

I would like to further add some amateur observations from our visit to your great city.

1. We stayed at the Bellagio. Outstanding service! Outstanding hotel! Our reason for staying there was simple. All of the great restaurants that are there have been discussed from time to time on your site. Plus it was central to most of what we wanted to see on our first visit. Thanks for your recommendations and I would recommend the hotel and its’ restaurants to anyone.

2. Le Cirque. This is where we celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary. I, being a not so informed restaurant visitor, came armed with your insight. It was dead on. The place lived up to every expectation that we had. And then some. We were very fortunate to have met someone who apparently eats there quite often. I apologize for not getting his entire name, but his first name was Ted and his wife’s name was Kitty. He was a former Marine and that is how our conversation started as I am in the Army. He had also brought in his own bottle of red wine which he shared with us. (Even though we had a very nice white wine already poured because we were having the fish dishes). Apparently he paid extra to have the bottle brought in.

The evening experience went very well. I now know what right looks like and the staff at Le Cirque had no idea who I was or what I do. They treated us like we were their most important customers for the evening when we clearly were not. As the evening came to a close I was prepared to accept the large bill that I knew was coming. Sir, whoever Ted is, he must be loaded. He paid for our meal. I was speechless. And you know, the staff seemed very happy that our experience ended this way. They were just as pleased as we were. Perhaps in your travels you have met this Ted. I hope you have. I am better for meeting him and had the greatest anniversary ever.

Well here is the “So what”. I was serving a tour of duty in Afghanistan when my wife and I started planning my mid tour leave. Because of your insightful website our decision to go to Las Vegas was sealed. Since then and because of our successful first time experience we have started making plans for our next visit. I have been through Las Vegas on a few lay overs but have not been able to take the wife. We are excited about our next visit and the food and wine we are sure to enjoy. Thanks again for getting us off on the right foot in our march to success. And by the way, we dressed correctly for Le Cirque.
With much respect,

W. Lew Gardner
CSM, USA
Who Dares Wins!


Comments (Questions) of the Week

March 31, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Food, Letter of the Week 2 Comments →

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Regarding a Properly-Cooked Sausage

From The Reverend Chad Kroeger: Hey Choad.* Would you happen to have any good classic or unusual sausage recipes for a fellow foodie? Cooking sausage, not dry stuff like salami and shit. There’s all kinds on Google but hard to filter through 350,000,000 Nothing says lovin like getting real tanked and making sausages for yo peeps.

ELV responds: We could steer you to any number of cookbooks, but wethinks it better to give you our default sausage-sauteeing recipe — one that works for any uncured sausage — everything from andouille to Italian to Johnsonville brats.

ELV update: Since we completely misunderstood the question — thinking Rev Chad was looking to cook not make sausage, we suggest you read our answer for informational purposes only (after the jump), or skip directly to the oyster and blogging questions beneath it (which are much more entertaining).

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Letter of the Week – What to do with Rugrats?

March 25, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Letter of the Week 18 Comments →

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Dear ELV,

My wife and I have a 1 year-old little girl. Occasionally, we get a babysitter and are able to dine without the wee one. However, more likely is that we’ll have her in tow with us. This is especially true if we’re traveling. My question to you is how does one judge whether or not it is appropriate to bring a child into a restaurant. Some restaurants are obvious, but there are plenty of places that aren’t clearly fine dining. My rule of thumb so far has been to simply call and ask. Of course, you’re a bit removed from such experiences, but I still assume that you have an opinion on the subject since you seem to have an opinion on most things.

P.S. If you haven’t been, you should check out the Baguette Cafe. It’s a pleasant place with delicious yuppie sandwiches.

Thanks,

Perplexed-Yet-Parental Paul

ELV responds:

Dear PP,

As a reformed yuppie, ELV is well known for his position that all children should be kept in well-guarded, solitary confinement cages… at least until the age of ten. Even then, letting them out of the house is a crap-shoot. What if they get molested or kidnapped, or even worse, interfere with MY ENJOYMENT of my meal?

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Intelligent Comment of the Week

March 18, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Letter of the Week 6 Comments →

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From Kent in the comments thread under our picture of Michael Voltaggio came this insightful, experienced observation about the Los Angeles restaurant scene:

Every (new) restaurant is the same. I haven’t been to a restaurant opening in over a year that didn’t make me think “I had this last week at Animal, Sotto, Freddy Smalls, Tar & Roses, Tasting Kitchen, etc…” Look at Ink.’s opening menu. Everything on it was a copy of someone else’s food. Top Chef is turning the restaurant scene into the NBA. A bunch of kids with some talent but not ready yet.

Comment(s) of the Week

March 17, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Letter of the Week 3 Comments →

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Marco had a great run this week with a string of gems, including:

John is like a vagina; very soft and very sensitive. His palate is questionable and his motives are questionable.

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Letter of the Week

February 19, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Food, Letter of the Week, Wine 11 Comments →

Dear ELV,

Relying principally on the recommendation of Eating Las Vegas 2012, I made a reservation for 3 at Twist for last Saturday.  On previous trips to LV, we had partaken of outstanding meals at RM Upstairs, Aureole, Fleur de Lys, and Carnevino.  On this trip we had already eaten at L’Atelier, and Jaleo (and later at Lotus of Siam), and we were excited to continue our adventure.

Our preference, when the chef is a better cook than I am an eater, is to ask that the chef serve good food, and I will get out of the way, without any limitations as to what I “like” or what anyone may be “allergic” to.  We had the 6 course tasting menu ($189) plus the wine pairings (an additional $110 ea.).  Granted, an enormous bill, but one I’m happy to pay for great food.

The food was okay, but that is not why I’m writing:  the wine ruined the meal.

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Comments: Whither Italian Food ELV?

February 01, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Food, Letter of the Week 6 Comments →

ELV note: The following exchange took place today in the comments thread about Parma, and we thought it was interesting enough to be brought forward on the site. Loyal reader Tom writes:

Dear ELV,

I love Italian food; for me it is the best food in the world. I feel that you can eat it every day a be very very happy. I like the fact that it simple and all based on great ingredients. Or at least it is in Italy.

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Ask ELV

January 27, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Letter of the Week 2 Comments →

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Dear ELV,

Are there any rules for critiquing your friends as food critics?

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Letter of the Week

December 03, 2011 By: John Curtas Category: Letter of the Week 8 Comments →

ELV note: This missive showed up under the comments thread for our Le Thai post of last week. Any assistance our loyal readers can give us (or our staff) in translating or interpreting it would be most appreciated.

Dear Johnny Boy,

I bet you live in Summerlin and sleep in 600 thread count unwashed for weeks sheets only because in your drunken stupor you forgot to schedule the maid to do your menial work while you get shitfaced on the house so you can later extol the virtues of the working class of which you so desperately try to assimilate with by giving glowing reviews that only pale next to your eternally white suit.

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