ELV, like his assistant, put on a little weight over the winter:
So, his other assistant, at the point of a gun:
…insisted they start eating healthier. And by healthier we don’t mean “healthy food” — because “healthy food” is a grammatical misnomer, because food, by the time you’re eating it, is pretty much dead.* No, by “healthier” we mean dishes like those at Crazy Pita:
…where the Mediterranean and Moroccan offerings like yummy hummus, Moroccan squash and good salads and sandwiches are made with a minimum of fat and a maximum of flavor.
Try as we might, though, she keeps looking the other way:
…so there’ll be no thong song for her this year.
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* Except oysters and a few other oddities.