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ALLEGRO’s Hot Hosts and Hostesses Wish You a Happy Fourth of July

July 04, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Host Watch, Hot Hostess Watch, Our staff Comments Off

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Paulina, Angelina, Christian Dominic and Lindsey are both hot (as in: subjectively objectifying their looks) and hotter (as in: it’s still gonna be 113 friggin’ degrees out there today), but that doesn’t keep them from giving everyone who shows up at Allegro a very warm welcome.

Equally incendiary these days is Executive Chef Enzo Febrarro‘s Neapolitan cuisine — available on the same premises, said aforementioned premises of which are always cool. (ELV loves talking like a lawyer-at-law).


Happy (Belated) Summer Solstice from ELV’s Staff!

June 23, 2013 By: John Curtas Category: Our staff 1 Comment →

Why is This Man Smiling?

July 11, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Our staff Comments Off

There must be some Glenlivet around, too

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…because ELV will soon be reviewing his favorite restaurant.

Stay tuned.

Eating Las Vegas Turns 4!

April 02, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Our staff Comments Off

To paraphrase Jay Louis: Four years in internet years is like sixty-seven in human years and two hundred and forty in Lohan years.

Therefore, in celebration thereof, we at ELV:

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…as well as our co-founder, spiritual muse and chief executive officer:

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Happy Friday from ELV and His Staff

February 24, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Our staff 2 Comments →

It’s Friday…so ELV and his staff:

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…would like to wish everyone of our loyal readers a crustacean-filled weekend….

…and personally thank Jay Louis and his Hot Chicks with Douchebags site for keeping us in stitches and in pictures on a daily basis.

Happy Fat Tuesday!

February 21, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Our staff 1 Comment →

ELV’s staff:

…would like to wish all of you a Happy Fat Tuesday!

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Happy Super Sunday!

February 05, 2012 By: John Curtas Category: Events, Our staff 1 Comment →

On this cold (except in Las Vegas, of course) February day, ELV and his staff:

May the G-Men speedo to victory!

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…would like to wish every one of his loyal readers a happy and super Super Sunday!

Go Giants!

ELV’s Staff Missed Halloween by a Day

November 01, 2011 By: John Curtas Category: Events, Our staff Comments Off

ELV’s hardworking staff:

…was working so hard yesterday they plum forgot it was All Hallow’s Eve.

Which, BTW, also happens to be Nevada Day.

Sort of appropriate, huh?

Anyway, we wuz so bizy, we forgots ta dress up and wish everyone a Happy Halloween/Nevada Day.

So Happy Whatever….and we hope the slutty nurse costumes were out in force.

On the adults…not the eight year olds.

Which leads us to the question: When did adults hijack Halloween? And why?

And when will they learn that anyone over the age of twelve looks absurd in a costume?

Links Fixed

October 07, 2011 By: The Staff Category: Our staff Comments Off

The links over the last week have been fixed.  This was most likely a PEBKAC* issue and The Staff will work diligently to make sure the problem does not creep up again.

* Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

ELV Hard at Work

August 24, 2011 By: John Curtas Category: Critics, Our staff 4 Comments →

ELV’s staff thought you should know he’s working hard and hard at work these days on the 2nd edition of EATING LAS VEGAS – The 50 Essential Restaurants, along with co-authors Max “Slapsie Maxie” Jacobson and Al “Mad Man” Mancini.

He’s also busy getting ready to launch the next big thing in the Vegas restaurant world (interwebs/publicity-wise anyway)…and should be making an announcement within the next week or so.

In the meantime, it’s back to the salt mines.