OMELET HOUSE Redux
We don’t know whether the Omelet House was founded in 1978 or 1979 (there seems to be some confusion on the point).
Other things we don’t know:
> How a perfectly formed omelet can look puffy and taste tough.*
> Why our swiss cheese omelet was none too cheesy.
> How the home fries can be crispy and light one time (almost potato chip-like), and greasy, thick and soggy the next.
> Why the banana bread here is really a large, square slab of cake (and a quite tasty one at that).
> How the kitchen here can turn out our town’s best corned beef hash, and make it look like an unsightly mess on the plate.
> Why anyone would order a grilled chicken salad at a place called the Omelet House (as our recent dining companion did).
> Whether the Isaacson-Tarbell Postulate** is truly the best predictor of the corporeal outcomes relating to the laws of particle physics collisions of this sort.
OMELET HOUSE (Founded in either 1978 or 1979!)
2160 West Charleston Blvd.
Las Vegas, NV 89102
* Answer: Use of those half-moon shaped omelet pans, and baking powder in the egg mix.
** The Isaacson-Tarbell Postulate, as postulated by Tuesday Morning Quarterback, posits that in all NFL football contests, there is a much greater probability than not, that, on any given Sunday, the home team will win. So far, the empirical data have borne this out to be both true, and take-it-to-the-bank-able.