Top 10 Reasons To Attend Restaurant Week 2009

The Top 10 Reasons to Attend Restaurant Week 2009:

10) ELV and his staff will be everywhere.

9) Low cost second mortgages offered at Wynn/Encore along with wine list.

8) Gil Grissom needs help investigating week-long outbreak of low-priced meals in Vegas hotels.

7) Britney Spears’ stretch-mark signing at Simon at Palms Place.

6) Go nuts: Have that second Bud Lite.

5) Four words: Carla Pellegrino cooks nude.

4) The homeless and hungry have as much right to a 44″ waist as you do.

3) The grilled cod hollandaise at IHOP just hasn’t been the same since this guy’s parole was revoked.

2) Bartolotta v. Moonen: Tag Team Fish Cleaning.

And the number one reason(s) you should attend as many restaurants as possible for the next seven days:

1) ThreeSquare is a great charity, Executive Director Julie Murray is really cute, and the fact that these gigantic tourist hotels are backing it with almost all of their restaurants means locals can experience spectacular dining and support one of our most worthwhile causes.

2 thoughts on “Top 10 Reasons To Attend Restaurant Week 2009

  1. Oh Jesus help me–Carla Pellegrino cooks nude–spaghetti and breasts, spaghetti and breasts! I need a glass of water. Or maybe I need to head to Rao’s this week.

  2. F*ck man, where to eat first!!?? Lots of places, lots of good grub.
    And yes, Three Square is a very good charity.
    PS…the wify said if Giada De Laurentiis is cooking nude, I can go ;)

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