Brianna knows a good burger when she sees one.
Just like ELV knows a hot hostess when he meets one.
Brianna is a worthy successor to another Brianna — the Hot Hostess of the Year in 2009 — and professionally provides a pulchritudinous panacea to parties partaking palpable palate perfection.
ELV prefers proffering this pedagogic panegyric to this peak of pastoral, perpetual impeccability:
It is the best goddamned hamburger in town.
So beefy, so juicy, so well-proportioned, so impossibly well-seasoned, it exists at the pinnacle of burger pleasure.
Just ask Brianna…and she’ll promptly place you so your pontifacting plaudits can pour forth.
Yeah, it’s that good.
There, I said it.
The mini-burgers pictured above are only available on the Happy Hour menu and cost $6 for three of them.
HOPS & HARVEST
450 South Rampart Blvd. #180
Las Vegas, NV 89145