Don’t Eat This Now – Hawaiian Food
Is Hawaiian food a bad joke or what?
It’s cheap, we’ll give you that (the above plate came to nine bucks), and filling (we weren’t hungry for 24 hours), but they don’t know what a green vegetable looks like, and are so in love with salt, shitty meat and carbohydrates, it must give their indoor plumbing fits.
ELV has tried Kahlua pig in a number of spots around town and always found it to be the same — mushy, slightly smoky pig smothered in sodium chloride. So, rather than insult a single restaurant for their version, he thought it best to post a single picture and insult an entire state instead.
That is all.
Restaurant reviews, quips, picks and pans-with some seriously salivating history-from the man who eats his way through Sin City every day.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
The only place in Vegas that has decent Kahlua Pig and Cabbage is Aloha Specialties in the California Casino. Then again, they also have the most authentic and tasty Hawaiian cuisine in the valley.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
“tastiest”
September 27th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
I’ll just take some fried Spam please!
September 27th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
#oohspam
September 27th, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Looks like my toilet after drinking all night.
September 27th, 2011 at 9:56 pm
They should just stick to making lapou lapou drinks.
September 28th, 2011 at 12:11 pm
White, green & brown are not food groups?
TRH
September 29th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Call me Kaylani and call me a cab just get me away from that Poi.
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Kisses Y’all.
September 30th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Can you please stop generalizing about Hawaiian food, and stop calling the crappy food you’ve been eating “Hawaiian” food. I wouldn’t call french fries from McDonald’s “French food” or even “American food” and I wouldn’t call Taco Bell “Mexican Food.” Vegas doesn’t really have Hawaiian food