Is Hawaiian food a bad joke or what?
It’s cheap, we’ll give you that (the above plate came to nine bucks), and filling (we weren’t hungry for 24 hours), but they don’t know what a green vegetable looks like, and are so in love with salt, shitty meat and carbohydrates, it must give their indoor plumbing fits.
ELV has tried Kahlua pig in a number of spots around town and always found it to be the same — mushy, slightly smoky pig smothered in sodium chloride. So, rather than insult a single restaurant for their version, he thought it best to post a single picture and insult an entire state instead.
That is all.