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SERENDIPITY Slips Us The Big One

May 15, 2009 By: John Curtas Category: Food

“How long is that thing?”

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12 inches of swollen sausage fun
Tepid turkey chili
Garlicky, smoky and quite a mouthful
Grab one, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride
…ain’t exactly a question often posed to ELV.

“Twelve inches,” is likewise, not somethin’ he has often muttered.

Serendipity 3 also features The Bachelorette Dog:

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15 inches of pure party pleasure
Smoky, garlicky fun
Too much for one gal
15"= ELV x 3
…15 inches of turgid sausage bliss guaranteed to please more women at one time than ELV has ever dreamed of.

The foot-long costs $13, and is humbled by The Bachelorette (which is $17.50 — and comes with the party on the side).

Each is slighty smoky, slightly garlicky, and quite a mouthful. (Insert dirty joke here.)

Just thought you’d like to know.

SERENDIPITY 3

at Casears Palace Hotel and Casino

877.346.4642

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5 Responses to “ SERENDIPITY Slips Us The Big One ”

  1. # 1 TC Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 11:23 am

    I love hot dogs, but this thing looks disgusting.

    TC

    PS: That’s what she said.

  2. # 2 EC Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    I love good food as much as the next guy, but are we seriously talking about $15 for hamburgers and $13 for hot dogs?

  3. # 3 bwdining Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Wieners are fine John, but try the (even bigger) steak sandwich “Oscar Style” at $25 and you’ll be a Serendipity believer like I am.

  4. # 4 rjwong Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    ELV … that Serendipity post with all those double-entendres … Are you expecting anybody to bite on that?? Puh-lease.

    What does The Food Gal think of all this (Don’t answer if you don’t want to)?

  5. # 5 Will Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    Serendipity is one of the reasons most Americans are fat and unhealthy. The portions are out of control. I know it’s a gimmicky place and does thousands of covers a week so people must like it – but it’s not a serious food place and shouldn’t be considered one.

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