The billboard on I-215 (and this ‘zine ad for Simon Poolside at the Palms Hotel) says: “Food That Makes A Statement.” Which begs the question: About what?
> Pink, cotton-candy hair?
> Un-nutritious (sic) arm candy?
> Himbos and bimbos love lounging whilst leering at latissimous dorsi?
To answer his own question, Eating Las Vegas thinks this absurd ad campaign makes the following statement(s):
> “Drinking mandatory. Eating optional.”
> “We are the epicenter of the www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com universe!”
> “Anorexics love us!”
> “Lounge-lizard lotharios languish leeringly here.”
> “We feed malnourished models.”
> “This hair may be edible…and she certainly is.”
> “It’s more important that you feel uber-cool than think about anything you might actually eat.”
And if you think this is being a bit tough on the lanquidly-locked one — who ELV considers a nice guy and one of the most talented chefs in America — but one who has been wasting that talent for almost ten years — listen to this.