Being melanin-challenged, ELV loves the website www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, and really loves the website www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.* ELV thinks they should merge into www.hotchickswithdouchebagstuffwhitepeoplelike.com. This would save ELV the trouble of endlessly clicking back and forth between them.

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* The first one makes you smile to yourself and say: “That’s soooo true.” – something white people love to say. The second one makes you laugh so hard you’ll embarrass yourself ; something ELV has no qualms about since he discovered www.mulletsgalore.com years ago.