So professional, cuddly, adorable, sweet and squeezable is Nikki: …that we would eat at Kerry Simon’s eponymous restaurant at the new Palms Place Tower, even if he served nothing but Fruit Loops, Cheerios and Corn Flakes.
This Just In – MARTORANO’S Irresistibility Found To Be Highly Resistible
So offended is Eating Las Vegas by these goomba-centric, faux tough guy ads: …promoting Steve Martorano’s restaurant in the Rio as “Italian Food You Can’t Resist,” that we at ELV are inspired to, yet again, write even more (bad) haiku:
Irresistible
food says Stevie and p.r. folks.
Resistance easy.
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ROSEMARY’S BBQ Shrimp with Maytag Blue Cheese Slaw
This shrimp dish:…has been served at Rosemary’s since day one, is the first thing ELV ever ate at the restaurant, and to this day, retains its exalted position on the top left of the menu.
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