Only In Portland (Oregon not Maine)…

Like we said, Portland needs more cowbell…because (among other things) it’s the only place in the whole bleeping country where residents consider it their bleeping legal right to bring their bleeping dogs into a bleeping foodstore.

And they use the Americans with Disabilities Act to get away with it.

Don’t ya just love liberals?

And for the record: ELV loves dogs.

He considers them warm, loving, intelligent and noble creatures that he gets along with about as well as he does with his ex-wives.

It’s dog owners he can’t stand.