Courtney and Nicole

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Ay caramba! Ay chihuahua! Ay dios mio!

Or, as we like to say around the ELV household: “Damn, I’m suddenly hungry for Eva Longoria’s Latin-steakhouse fare!”

Courtney and Nicole are but two of three, highly professional hostesses who happily host you to your haven at Beso, where you will soon be hankering for Matt Piekarski’s hale and hearty cuisine.

Click through to picture #2 and you will see they are unhesitatingly helped by Katy.

They are but three reasons to hoof it to Crystals/Aria, and give this unheralded haunt another hello whenever you’re hurrying to hurdle your hunger.

As you will hear when ELV soon humorously heaves his hypnotic and hackneyed hash its way…as is his habit.

Mariela es mas diablo...

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...and patriotic too!

Like Robe Solano’s food at MUNDO, Mariela es mas diablo, muy caliente, pretty darn pretty and pretty spicy too.

What we at ELV also like about Mariela is how…um…er…PATRIOTIC…we feel every time we look at her.

Kallie kreates koncupisence...

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...but it's all for the love of French food...and Paris!

Komely Kallie at Comme Ça kreates konsiderable koncupiscence katering to kognizable kustomers.

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Samantha and Casey display true professionalism as they welcome and lead you to your table at N9NE:

Samantha and Casey

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Showing true professionalism

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Isabela flips for great wine

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ELV can’t think of a better way to have a wine bottle fetched for him than by having Isabela (and her friends Daphne and Eboni) go soaring for one for him at Aureole at Mandalay Bay.

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Kaytee is klassikally kute

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ELV, as is wont, shifts from high brow to low (and everything in between) at the blink of an eye. Therefore, we thought our loyal readers, after cogitating over 18th Century philosophical treatieses, might like to take a gander at Kaytee…both because she’s easy on the eyes (to say the least), and because you might enjoy her highly advanced professionalism after straining to understand writers who are a lot smarter than you and me.

Sumatra is a super hostess

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We at ELV thought Sumatra was a West Indonesian island.

Or some kind of coffee.

Silly us.

She is certainly neither, but simply another successive reason to sup, sip and take sustenance at the succulently satisfying D.O.C.G. in The Cosmo.

And be seated by her, of course

Which, she says, will be just super with her superiors.

So she’ll see us soon.

Melissa is hot stuff, indeed

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...like Bonjour's croissants

Melissa, besides being quite the croissant cutie, also serves what might be the best pastries in town at Bonjour Bakery.

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Cassi

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Maybe it was the ouzo. Or the fantastic fish. Or the getting carri-ed away with Costas Spiliadis’ captivating conversation, but for some reason, ELV keeps calling Cassi (a late entry, but early favorite for the coveted, annual, internationally-renowned ELV HOT HOSTESS OF THE YEAR AWARD) “Carri.”

Now that we’ve sobered up, amends will be made.

Carri’s real first name is Cassi.

ELV regrets the error.

Instead of boring you with gauzy gazes of gabbing Greek men with great gobs of keratinized, pigmented filaments (aka: hair):

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