From pigs to babes:
“Las chicas es son muy caliente!” is how Columbian sculptor/artist Fernando Botero would say it, and ELV could make a joke about how finely sculpted Shantel, Jennifer, Alyssa and the muy atractiva chica Sara {not pictured} — are, but he won’t.
But he will tell you they are so apasionado-inducing that he and his staff would eat at Botero even if Chef Mark LoRusso were cooking up nothing but tocino with cocido.
Because:
1) Krista is so kute and;
2) Because she seated ELV for a kickass meal at NobHill Tavern the other night, and;
3) Because Sven Meade is one of the great, under-the-radar chefs in town, and;
4) Because she is so professional and perky and polite (not to mention hot) that we’d eat at NobHill even it served nothing but surstromming and lutefisk pizza,* and;
5) Because she actually reads ELV, and wants to wish everyone of our loyal readers a Happy New Year!
————Krista is Eating Las Vegas’s HOT HOSTESS OF THE YEAR for 2008!———–
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* Come to think of it, two folks named Sven and Krista probably would serve nothing but surstromming and lutefisk pizza.
Nicholas ain’t exactly ELV’s cup of meat, but according to The Food Gal and Julia Mandeville (The Official Fiance of Hugh Alexander Curtas — The Official Number Two Son Of ELV), he’s one cute and sexy dude.
And in the spirit of objectification for which he is known, ELV also features Carrie (a looker in her own right) and Ryan (yet another sexy dude — we’re told), all of whom manage and grace the front of the house at Restaurant Charlie.