ELV isn’t as young as he used to be, so he left the bodacious babes alone last night and concentrated on the food at Boulud Brasserie.
And he picked a couple of certified winos to dine with — who kept him blind tasting red wines all night.
Which, at ELV’s age, is more fun than chasing women.
But dining with Dr.s Herb Cordero and Bill Boren is a hoot and a half…and good for ELV’s health and medical well-being.
Especially the next time he needs a by-pass before getting a mammogram.
When uber-chef Gregory Gorreau wasn’t busy macking on mega-hot hostess/babes Monday night at Studio 54, he accompanied ELV on a food crawl through the MGM.
Needless to say, the joint was jumpin’ and the restaurants were packed.
And while ELV was busy with Carlos Buscaglia’s steak skewers, Matt Seeber’s grilled quail and fennel salad, and Nob Hill’s superlative fondue, he (Gorreau) concentrated on a couple of other things.
‘Cuz French chefs are like that.
The Top 10 Reasons to Attend Restaurant Week 2009:
10) ELV and his staff will be everywhere.
9) Low cost second mortgages offered at Wynn/Encore along with wine list.
8) Gil Grissom needs help investigating week-long outbreak of low-priced meals in Vegas hotels.
7) Britney Spears’ stretch-mark signing at Simon at Palms Place.
6) Go nuts: Have that second Bud Lite.
5) Four words: Carla Pellegrino cooks nude.
4) The homeless and hungry have as much right to a 44″ waist as you do.
3) The grilled cod hollandaise at IHOP just hasn’t been the same since this guy’s parole was revoked.
2) Bartolotta v. Moonen: Tag Team Fish Cleaning.
And the number one reason(s) you should attend as many restaurants as possible for the next seven days:
1) ThreeSquare is a great charity, Executive Director Julie Murray is really cute, and the fact that these gigantic tourist hotels are backing it with almost all of their restaurants means locals can experience spectacular dining and support one of our most worthwhile causes.