According to a very highly placed source at the Venetian, Thomas Keller will soon bring his Burgers and Half-Bottles concept (still not opened in Yountville, CA) to the Venetian. It will occupy the space formerly occupied by the gone-but-not-missed Lutece, and will have outdoor dining and pedestrian access directly off of Las Vegas Blvd South (i.e. The Strip). In these downscaled economic times, ELV thinks this is a wise move.
Author: John Curtas
Something to think about
Being melanin-challenged, ELV loves the website www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, and really loves the website www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com.* ELV thinks they should merge into www.hotchickswithdouchebagstuffwhitepeoplelike.com. This would save ELV the trouble of endlessly clicking back and forth between them.
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* The first one makes you smile to yourself and say: “That’s soooo true.” – something white people love to say. The second one makes you laugh so hard you’ll embarrass yourself ; something ELV has no qualms about since he discovered www.mulletsgalore.com years ago.
BLT BURGER Health District rating wrongly reported
It was reported in the R-J on Thursday that newly opened BLT Burger had received a “C” Rating from the Clark County Health District. This was in error. According to The Official Number Two Son of ELV, who works at the aforementioned eatery, the restaurant proudly displays a well-earned “A” rating, and the mistake was due to an earlier, pre-opening inspection, listing demerits that were immediately corrected.