It’s the absolute, lead pipe cinch, without a doubt, out-and-out, consummate, worst day of the year to eat in a restaurant.
We’re talking about Mother’s Day, of course, which once again foists its ugly expectations, ill-tempered service and dumbed-down food on an unaware, ill-informed public on the same Sunday in May every year.
If you’re one of the mindless herd that doesn’t mind being treated like cattle before and during your meal, whilst eating a pre-set, easy to churn out menu of mediocrity, have at it. Those of you with a little imagination might do well to watch the video below, and let it inspire you to do something for good ole Mom that doesn’t involve fighting crowds, begging for your harried waitron’s attention, and overpaying for inferior vittles.
But if you’re one of those with even less imagination than the restaurant kitchens of America will be showing this Sunday, ELV will make it easy for you. You want treat mom to a good meal? Try any day other than Mother’s Day.