ELV: Now that the University of Louisville has suffered a (select one: bonecrushing, gut-wrenching, ego-deflating, gonad-shriveling) defeat at the hands of hated Kentucky, ELV is barely able to crawl out of bed this morning. Those of you still interested in the (select one: stupid, juvenile, overrated, sophomoric, commercial-driven, corrupt, made-for-television freak show) NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament might want to watch this….but what’s the point? ELV is retiring to his hovel with a bag of Cheetos and a quart of Maker’s Mark for the day. That is all.
SAVORING THE SWEET 16
(Best Sports Bars)
Pizza Rock – 201 N. 3rd Street
Todd English P.U.B. – Aria Hotel and Casino
Aces and Ales – 3470 S. Nellis Blvd.
Steiner’s – Multiple locations
Lagasse Stadium – Palazzo Hotel and Casino