I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you, they do it so nicely. – Josephine Baker

France is the most civilized country in the world and doesn’t care who knows it. – John Gunther

They aren’t much at fighting wars anymore. Despite their reputation for fashion, their women have spindly legs. Their music is sappy. But they do know how to whip up a plate of grub. – Mike Royko