Archive for the ‘Thought for the Day’
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
I’m a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them.
There should be two requirements for wearing a Greek fisherman’s cap: one, you should be Greek, and two, you should be a fisherman. - Roy Blount Jr.
Everything in Greece takes just twice as long as it would anywhere else. In this country they just do not use time at all. – Evelyn Waugh
His great aim was to escape from civilization, so, as soon as he had money, he went to southern California. – Anonymous
I never eat in a restaurant that’s over a hundred feet off the ground and won’t stand still. – Calvin Trillin
The farther off the ground you get, the worse the food is, with airplanes being the best example. – Russell Baker
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn. – Gore Vidal (1925-2012)
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. – Mort Sahl
Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals mostly. – Russell Baker
Restaurants are places in which to escape from the world, where people can feel brighter, wealthier and happier than they really are. – Daniel Patterson