Our staff first saw the gamberetti-sized Brittany peeking over the computer at Scarpetta, and were promptly pleased with her professionalism.
Being a strapping 5′ 8″ himself, ELV was provocatively impressed with this pint-sized, well-proportioned package of polite, personable and perky pulchritude.
Yep, she’s palpably perfect for her position, and primed to painlessly pace your heart into paroxysms of …wait for it…pleasurable palpitations.
All of which promotes this restaurant’s pedigree for peerless, palatable provisions.
And that’s not pandering, paisan.
In The Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino
3708 Las Vegas Boulevard South
Las Vegas, NV 89109