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Our staff first saw the gamberetti-sized Brittany peeking over the computer at Scarpetta, and were promptly pleased with her professionalism.

Being a strapping 5′ 8″ himself, ELV was provocatively impressed with this pint-sized, well-proportioned package of polite, personable and perky pulchritude.

Yep, she’s palpably perfect for her position, and primed to painlessly pace your heart into paroxysms of …wait for it…pleasurable palpitations.

All of which promotes this restaurant’s pedigree for peerless, palatable provisions.

And that’s not pandering, paisan.

SCARPETTA

In The Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino

3708 Las Vegas Boulevard South

Las Vegas, NV 89109

702.698.7960

http://www.scottconant.com/restaurants