ELV’s Thought(s) for the Day
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They’re there every night, they see it done every night, they see how should be done every night, but they can’t do it themselves. – Brendan Behan
Critics are like eunuchs at a gang bang. – George Burns
A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car. – Kenneth Tynan



Restaurant reviews, quips, picks and pans-with some seriously salivating history-from the man who eats his way through Sin City every day.


