Chinese food – You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles. – Henry Beard

Food is always better eaten in little doleful pinchfuls off the ends of chopsticks, no gobbling. The reason Darwin’s law of survival applies best to China: if you don’t know how to handle a chopstick and stick it in that family pot with the best of them, you’ll starve. – Jack Kerouac