Eating Las Vegas note: We just jumped off the plane from New York, after unexpectedly taping two* Iron Chef America episodes, and are filled with melancholy for more than one reason, morosely making us manufacture another malcontent-ed haiku:
ELV returns
From Iron Chef adventure(s)
To depressed home turf
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* Only one was scheduled. The crazy, delicious details of how we came to judge another episode will be provided in a post later this week.
Can’t wait to hear about the adventure ELV. Your Star is rising as they say.
“The crazy, delicious details of how we came to judge another episode will be provided in a post later this week.”
I can’t get the image out of my head of Jeffrey Steingarten sitting on the ground, grabbing his knee yelling “Why me?!” all Nancy Kerrigan-like while in the distance you can barely make ELV out running away carrying a tire iron.
I heard it was a frying pan from the Bobby Flay cookware line because they do not retain fingerprints, and ELV always saunters whistleing an eerie tune. :)
TRH