ELV has been looking for new staff persons of late.

The first candidate may dress a bit formally, but he’s been looking for work ever since his doppelganger went to that big burrito in the sky.

This guy may need a fashion lesson, but ELV will try to ignore his obvious short (and long-) comings, since he promised to supply the ELV worksite/man cave with quality additional employees.

Many thanks to Jay Louis aka db1 at www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com for assisting us in our never ending quest for exceptionally sexy personnel.