Summertime Blues
Yeah, summer is here and we at ELV hate it.
We hate it because we go off our feed, red wine tastes like sh*t in 110 degree weather, we look pretty ridiculous in the barely-there clothes we’re forced to wear, and leaving our office, or our dark, cool man-cave, for any kind of outdoor activity, makes us feel like an Egyptian galley slave.
So in the spirit of the season, we thought we’d post a video that sums up our feelings about the lousiest time of year around here:



Restaurant reviews, quips, picks and pans-with some seriously salivating history-from the man who eats his way through Sin City every day.


