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Hot Hostess Watch – SIMON

September 22, 2009 By: John Curtas Category: Hot Hostess Watch

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Brianna at Simon
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As everyone who follows ELV knows, Kerry Simon’s menu at Simon is all over the map: sushi, tacos, waffles, sandwiches, pizzas, pastas and profiteroles….you name it, he cooks it for the hipsters that pack this place.

But let’s just say all he cooked was smoked baalut (duck fetus), nankotsu (chicken cartilage), criadillas (bull testicles) and huhu grubs (self-explanatory)…all washed down with a big cup o’ kopi luwak; we’d still eat here just to have Brianna seat us.

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One Response to “ Hot Hostess Watch – SIMON ”

  1. # 1 Josh Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Holy Cow John! I would first like to thank your optomologist for correcting your vision and next the bartender for not serving you so much alcohol before selecting this hot hostess. You’ve finally done it John! This girl is smoking HOT!!! This girl is an 8 or 8.5 maybe even a 9 out of 10. Good job!

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