Who kares if Krystal kan’t kvetch or kibbitz like the Toothsome Twosome (and has no idea who we are)?

Her smile kan kindle and kiln our kernels konstantly, so we’re honoring her as our 27th Official Hot Hostess!

Yes, even paid to pretend she’s eating video model girl thinks Anna is hot:

…and so she is.

We’re not saying Sara and Olivia are mas diablo…

….but all the chef had to do is pass this….

…past them on his way to ELV’s table, before it became this…

…in short order.