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Burger Bafflement
We at ELV are baffled.
We’re baffled because the three best burgers we’ve ever eaten in Vegas — at Elevation Burger, P. J. Clarke’s, and Poshburger have all gone out of business in the past year.
Not that any of their demises was unexpected.
Hot Hostess Brianna Beautifies Bradley’s Best Burger
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Brianna knows a good burger when she sees one.
Just like ELV knows a hot hostess when he meets one.
Brianna is a worthy successor to another Brianna — the Hot Hostess of the Year in 2009 — and professionally provides a pulchritudinous panacea to parties partaking palpable palate perfection.
ELV prefers proffering this pedagogic panegyric to this peak of pastoral, perpetual impeccability:
It is the best goddamned hamburger in town.
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So beefy, so juicy, so well-proportioned, so impossibly well-seasoned, it exists at the pinnacle of burger pleasure.
Just ask Brianna…and she’ll promptly place you so your pontifacting plaudits can pour forth.
Yeah, it’s that good.
There, I said it.
The mini-burgers pictured above are only available on the Happy Hour menu and cost $6 for three of them.
HOPS & HARVEST
450 South Rampart Blvd. #180
Las Vegas, NV 89145
702.476.3964