Facebook Rant

To ELV readers: This was sent to us by good friend “Becky The Bartender.” It comes from a Facebook Forum for bitter (to say the least) waitrons and barkeeps. It’s sorta true and kinda funny and really long, but take it with a huge grain of salt with whatever margarita you’re having.

I WORK IN HOSPITALITY; I hate most people…
This is a group just for bitter BAR and generally all hospitality workers who wish to express their hate for rude customers! If you are sick of any of the following, feel free to join! And if you think of any other hates, add them! I’m sure you will!

—BAR—
*People waving their money at you/throwing it at you in the hope of being served before everybody else who has been waiting longer.

*People who take 15 minutes to remember what they need to order, while 100 other angry people are waiting to be served.

*People who order a round of 20 drinks, then dont have enough cash to pay for them…. then you have to wait for them to get cash out or put it through on credit while the 100 other angry custmers get even more impatient. CREDIT IS A BITCH! it takes too long!

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Mainland (in The Palazzo) Closes (sigh)

Eating Las Vegas has confirmed that Mainland in the Palazzo has closed.

Lovers of hackneyed Japanese-Peruvian-Cal-Ital-Argentine-Brazilian mashed up mediocrity — set to a samba beat! (and you know who you are…) — will be heartened to know that Sushi Samba remains open.

Other high-profile, calamitous closings are being calculated (in The Palazzo and elsewhere) as we’re caterwauling. ELV will keep you informed of such things as news develops.

HEART ATTACK GRILL – Chandler, AZ

To lengthen life, lessen thy meals. – Benjamin Franklin

Although Eating Las Vegas usually eschews barbaric chewing on masses of meat, certain friends of ELV have been known to indulge in such overblown ingestion; so we thought this (very funny) video was a must see for them: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n

And even though we can’t vouch for the food, any place that’s had to weather a defamation lawsuit from a bunch of thin-skinned nurses is A-OK in our book.

HEART ATTACK GRILL

6185 W. Chandler Blvd.

Chandler, AZ 85226

www.heartattackgrill.com