Hot Hostess Watch
When we asked Ary at Postrio if she would be our next Hot Hostess®, she was understandably surprised:
Then she blushed:
Then she graciously allowed us to use her picture to advertise the fact that Mark Andelbradt has now taken over the reigns of this Wolfgang Puck warhorse in the Grand Canal Shoppes:
After meeting Aryanna, we’re not so sure now what we’re more excited about: eating Andelbradt’s updated menu (debuting in a month or two, he assures us), or being seated by her.
For the time being, it’s just nice to know there are two reasons to go there.
In the Grand Canal Shoppes at the Venetian
3377 Las Vegas Blvd. South
Las Vegas, NV 89109
She’s sweet; she’s nice, she’s fit, she’s gorgeous, and she does a yeoman’s duty at FIX doing everything from hostessing to cocktailing to serving to explaining the just-updated menu at this Bellagio mainstay.
Who is she?
Well, Jordan of course, who also happens to be our Facebook friend and one of the hottest ones we have.
So if you want one, or need one, or have never had one (a FIX, not a Jordan), you should mosey on over to the big B where the jaunty, jubilant, joyful and….dare we say it?….juicy Jordan will help you get yours of Chef Renieri Caceres‘ ever-improving, oft-overlooked and interesting food.
And remember: officially there is no smoking at FIX — either over Jordan’s left shoulder or in the restaurant — but with her on the premises, some rules are best honored in the breach.
FIX RESTAURANT & BAR
In the Bellagio Hotel and Casino
3600 Las Vegas Blvd. South
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Brianna knows a good burger when she sees one.
Just like ELV knows a hot hostess when he meets one.
Brianna is a worthy successor to another Brianna — the Hot Hostess of the Year in 2009 — and professionally provides a pulchritudinous panacea to parties partaking palpable palate perfection.
ELV prefers proffering this pedagogic panegyric to this peak of pastoral, perpetual impeccability:
It is the best goddamned hamburger in town.
So beefy, so juicy, so well-proportioned, so impossibly well-seasoned, it exists at the pinnacle of burger pleasure.
Just ask Brianna…and she’ll promptly place you so your pontifacting plaudits can pour forth.
Yeah, it’s that good.
There, I said it.
The mini-burgers pictured above are only available on the Happy Hour menu and cost $6 for three of them.
HOPS & HARVEST
450 South Rampart Blvd. #180
Las Vegas, NV 89145