Category: Hot Hostess Watch

Hot Hostess Watch – LOTUS OF SIAM

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What do Harry Reid, Oscar Goodman, Ming Tsai and a barely visible Max Jacobson have in common?

If you answered: They keep Chollada company (and make her life more difficult by forcing her to look at their ugly mugs) at the hostess stand at Lotus of Siam everyday, you would be right.

And if you thought to yourself: It would be a far far better thing to have her look at a picture of ELV everyday….well, you’d be right there too.

ELV, of course, prefers looking solely at Chollada.

Hot Hostesses Watch – BESO

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Ay caramba! Ay chihuahua! Ay dios mio!

Or, as we like to say around the ELV household: “Damn, I’m suddenly hungry for Eva Longoria’s Latin-steakhouse fare!”

Courtney and Nicole are but two of three, highly professional hostesses who happily host you to your haven at Beso, where you will soon be hankering for Matt Piekarski’s hale and hearty cuisine.

Click through to picture #2 and you will see they are unhesitatingly helped by Katy.

They are but three reasons to hoof it to Crystals/Aria, and give this unheralded haunt another hello whenever you’re hurrying to hurdle your hunger.

As you will hear when ELV soon humorously heaves his hypnotic and hackneyed hash its way…as is his habit.