If you can’t beat ’em join ’em.
Yep, food fans, it’s true. After a year of teeth-gnashing, conference calls and caterwauling, Anthony Curtis, Al Mancini and ELV issued a joint press release yesterday announcing that EATING LAS VEGAS – The 50 Essential Restaurants would be sold to Yelp in order to facilitate the publishing of a new 2015 edition and expand the brand.
ELV: Now that the University of Louisville has suffered a (select one: bonecrushing, gut-wrenching, ego-deflating, gonad-shriveling) defeat at the hands of hated Kentucky, ELV is barely able to crawl out of bed this morning. Those of you still interested in the (select one: stupid, juvenile, overrated, sophomoric, commercial-driven, corrupt, made-for-television freak show) NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament might want to watch this….but what’s the point? ELV is retiring to his hovel with a bag of Cheetos and a quart of Maker’s Mark for the day. That is all.
SAVORING THE SWEET 16
(Best Sports Bars)
Pizza Rock – 201 N. 3rd Street
Todd English P.U.B. – Aria Hotel and Casino
Aces and Ales – 3470 S. Nellis Blvd.
Steiner’s – Multiple locations
Lagasse Stadium – Palazzo Hotel and Casino
Hold on to your most radical of hats, bros and broettes, firmly by the brim, and make that red sucker turn a three-sixty, then another 120 degree turn, COUNTER clockwise! Yeah, that’s right, screw time! That’s a concept we won’t be needing where we’re going, which is NOW.
