(Wrong Marx)
It’s time to change things up a little bit.
There’s only so many 1,000 word reviews of restaurants a critic can do before he starts repeating himself, and boring everyone (including himself) in the process.
Author: John Curtas
True Fact: Poor Puns Equal Bad Food
True fact: There has never, in the history of the world, been a good restaurant with a bad food pun for a name.
That is all.
This Partridge Never Found Her Pear Tree
…but she did find her way into Roberto Donna’s wood-fired oven at Al Dente in Washington D. C. — that fed me some of the best Italian food I’ve had in some time.
The only thing missing was two turtle doves.