The Ultimate Ethnic Restaurant Joke

(Sorry, Bank)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn,* a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,

… walk into a fine restaurant.

“I’m sorry,” says the matre d’, after scrutinizing the group…

“You can’t come in here without a Thai.”


* The question is: What’s the closest thing to a fish’s ass?

3 thoughts on “The Ultimate Ethnic Restaurant Joke

  1. I will probably be vilified for saying this but your joke would be a lot shorter if you treated every ethnicity the same way you treated Africans. While you list a great many groups you end it with “two Africans” as if the whole continent is one ethnic group (aside from Moroccans). There are 54 countries in Africa and ethnic groups in Africa number in the thousands, each generally having its own language (or dialect of a language) and culture. I greatly enjoy your writing and value your opinions but this bothered me.

  2. Of all the ridiculous shit going down in the world right now, THIS is what carson decided to be bothered by? Sorry dude, I have only a finite amount of indignance, and the day that I decide to use it on trivial nonsense like this is the day that I will accept that I have lost all perspective.

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