The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
I’m a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them.
“I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.”
-Oscar Levant
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I’m schizophrenic,
and so am I
-Oscar Levant