RAKU Haiku (why didn’t we think of this?)

ELV note: Chris Shen from Henderson weighs in on Yelp with this fine and funny haiku review* of Raku! Read it here in its original Yelp-er format or continue scrolling below. Perhaps we wouldn’t be so hard on Yelp if people were this clever and conscientious with their reviews…(re-printed with permission).

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Finally had the opportunity to bust my Raku cherry with three friends visiting from out of town, and when you have a group of folks walk in with no appetite from a heavy late lunch and still managed to complete a meal with their taste buds completely blown away, it is clearly a sign of just pure amazing food.  We had a taste of a few items from each section (appetizers, robata grill, and noodles/rice/soups), and can hardly wait to return for more.  I was so inspired that I composed a Raku Haiku for each of our selections:

“Sashimi Salad”
Fresh slice of the sea
Deep-fried onions paired with greens
Perfect start to meal

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ELV’s Staff Missed Halloween by a Day

ELV’s hardworking staff:

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…was working so hard yesterday they plum forgot it was All Hallow’s Eve.

Which, BTW, also happens to be Nevada Day.

Sort of appropriate, huh?

Anyway, we wuz so bizy, we forgots ta dress up and wish everyone a Happy Halloween/Nevada Day.

So Happy Whatever….and we hope the slutty nurse costumes were out in force.

On the adults…not the eight year olds.

Which leads us to the question: When did adults hijack Halloween? And why?

And when will they learn that anyone over the age of twelve looks absurd in a costume?