Letter of the Week

Dear ELV,

(Referring to a comment about our interview by Al Mancini posted below) I loved when they suggested that Curtass should be writing for Gourmet Magazine. Gourmet isn’t published anymore. It’s obsolete. Just like Curtass’s approach to food and dining. He’s just a self-important old fart, always creeping on girls. A sweaty, drunken creeper in a seersucker suit.

Signed,

bistroj@hotmail.com

Dear bistroj@hotmail.com,

We at ELV have a bet going around the ELV offices. Yours truly has bet that you are either an owner or employee of a local restaurant (most probably a notoriously crappy Mediterranean one) who can’t get over a bad review we gave you years ago, and who remains bitter because all of the current focus on the Vegas dining scene has ignored you and your persistent mediocrity.

Our staff thinks you’re just a bitter old jerk, or an obnoxious young hater.

Would you mind clearing up this mystery for us?

Either way, we’re dedicating our next Hot Hostess Watch to you so you can see what young girls we’ve been sweating upon.

Sincerely,

ELV

8 thoughts on “Letter of the Week

  1. What’s wrong with a little creeping? Curtas ain’t dead yet so if he wants to ogle, let the man ogle. Sheesh. They don’t call them dirty old men for no reason. Haha.

  2. Unfortunately those with great talent and skill are surrounded by those who just simply don’t get it.

  3. My, my bistroj. Can’t stand the heat in the kitchen and thus must lash out at those who at some point in time may have provided constructive criticism. I almost thought you were disparaging my character. I drink too much and I’m too fat. I have an opinonated palate that is sharper than a Santoku knife. I would grope every “Hot Hostess” in Las Vegas if I had the time, and I began considering myself an “old fart” when I turned 50 four years ago. To my fault, I don’t currently own the suit you describe so I am going forthwith to purchase one and wear it during my next trip to Las Vegas. Then I’ll challenge you to crown me the obsolete man I am.

  4. bistroj is a pussy !!! Whatever restaurant he is associated with probably sucks sweaty old man balls as well.

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