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To Boldly Go Where No Pizza Cutter Has Gone Before

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A company called  ThinkGeek has come up with an Enterprise Pizza Cutter ($24.99), which describes the gadget thus: “Boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before! Space… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectible is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing.”

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