Look! Up in a restaurant!
It’s a hack!
It’s a flack!
(No) It’s ELV!
Yes, ELV. Strange visitor from another time zone, who came to Vegas with writing powers and gastronomic abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
ELV! Who can change the course of mighty rivers of wine; bend menus with his bare hands; and who, disguised as a mild mannered attorney, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and a decent Caesar’s salad.
Decent Caesar’s Salad? I’d settle for an authentic one . . .