ELV is swamped this week with assignments from VEGAS magazine, Las Vegas Weekly magazine, Desert Companion magazine, and finishing up and tweaking text for Eating Las Vegas – The Fifty Essential Restaurants (now the official title).

For those reasons, we let our staff have a few days off so they could catch some rays and get some! whilst searching for some suitable support for gonads that have sunk lower than ELV’s prospects for a 34″ waist.