This hostess is so tres chaud that we were speechless after meeting her….and thus unable to catch her name. (ELV later determined it is ‘Nicole.’)
How hot is she? Well let’s just say that Charlie Trotter could be cooking crappy cacciucco, bad buridda, and boring brodetto, and we’d still drop by, if only to be led to our seat by this personification of pisces perfection — who could make even a limp, salty old dog feel like a pesce di spina in no time. (ELV also determined at a later date that Nicole is not, and never will be, a pisces.)
While I find it mildly amusing that ELV finds these children “hot,” I’m nevertheless still waiting for the promised hot male adults (hosts, bartenders, maitre d’s, whatever) to be showcased.
More hot bartenders (guys) are coming….as soon as ELV starts paying enough attention to how men look.